An ash cloud descends upon the world, blacking out the sun.
Within a day, it has over a million fans on Facebook.
The dead rise from their graves, seeking vengeance on those still alive.
Within an hour, they all have Twitter accounts.
Aliens destroy New York City with weapons science didn't even think possible.
Within five minutes, there are 300,000 hits on YouTube.
People of Earth will proclaim that the end is near.
and not a word will b capitalized
God comes again to judge the living and the dead
but turns around and heads home,
seeing as we're all viewing it secondhand from our computer screens instead of firsthand, with our eyes.
--Patti
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